At Least They're Getting Their Fiber...

There's a disturbing trend developing in the House of Quirk lately. I present to you Exhibit A:

I'm not sure if you can tell, but those happen to be little tiny fang marks embedded deeply into a roll of toilet tissue.

Do you remember the old marketing slogan, "Who Squeezed the Charmin?" Well, we're working on a new one called "Who bit the Mystery Brand TP that Tony Purchased About 4 Months Ago Because It Was On Sale But That We're Still Using Because He Bought The 72 Roll Mega-Size?".

It's a little long granted, but we're hopeful that it will catch on.

1 comment:

Mary said...

Pepper Ann does the SAAAME thing, I keep the bathroom door closed during the day. She's usually pretty good if it's on the roll, but if I'm lazy and leave it on the sink, it's fair game.. haha refer to my crazy animals album on fbook :)