There's a disturbing trend developing in the House of Quirk lately. I present to you Exhibit A:
I'm not sure if you can tell, but those happen to be little tiny fang marks embedded deeply into a roll of toilet tissue.
Do you remember the old marketing slogan, "Who Squeezed the Charmin?" Well, we're working on a new one called "Who bit the Mystery Brand TP that Tony Purchased About 4 Months Ago Because It Was On Sale But That We're Still Using Because He Bought The 72 Roll Mega-Size?".
It's a little long granted, but we're hopeful that it will catch on.