My Deep Dark Secret About Kevin Bacon

I have a confession to make. I've never seen the movie Footloose. Nope. Never. I did once see a little blip of it where Kevin Bacon is stomping around a warehouse being mad and having 80's flashbacks of people with really big hair, but to be honest his dancing kinda looked more like he was having an epileptic fit during a gymnastics routine, so I was not inclined to really see the movie in its entirety.

Call me an uncouth hillbilly rube, but that's the truth. Kevin Bacon does nothing for me.

No, not even when he's flopping around on a dirty warehouse floor, doing backwards rolls to express his anger.

I know, I don't know what's wrong with me either.