I read somewhere that the average person spends $124 on Valentines Day. Tony is getting some Food City Valentines Cupcakes ($2.99 with Value card) and some knock-off Twinkies called Golden Fingers or something like that (2 for 66 cents). Tony likes Twinkies, but the rest of the world seems to have realized that they do not contain any actual food molecules, so grocery stores have quit carrying them. Seriously, Twinkies are getting very hard to find. So I may only be spending approximately $4 on my true love, but the time required to track this stuff down speaks volumes about my devotion.