Titantic toes with talent

Seems that Stephaluffagus is defending her freaky toes, and has provided a pro-toe website as backup. Now, I'm all for toe dexterity, and have been known to pick up several items off the floor, flex toes individually, and even turn doorknobs with my impressive toe grip, but would like to note that my extremely talented tarsals are still normal sized. Cute even.

I'm not saying that long toes are bad. I'm just not a long toed person. (Not that there's anything wrong with that). Don't send me anti-toe hate mail. I'm just dissing Steph's toes because she's family, and I've known her toes for a long time.