Who would have thought?

What are the chances of being stung in heart by a stingray? The last person to die by stingray was in 1945. 1945! That was like, a billion years ago, before modern medicine, so I can see that happening. Plus, I'm pretty sure dinosaurs were still roaming around then, so you'd have to be careful not to get eaten while you're rushing your buddy via horseback to your doctor's barn/operating room. But today? That's God telling you that you've cheated death one too many times, and by golly, this time there's no getting out of it.