The Workplace Just Got A Whole Lot More Interesting

Actual Ye Ol Company announcement made at the beginning of the company-wide meeting today:

"Please do not use the ringing function on your Blackberries while in the office. It can be very distracting for your coworkers. Instead, please have your vibrator on at all times. Thank you."

I kept a straight face for four whole seconds.

*Oh don't give me that look, you know you were thinking the same thing!


Lori - Queen of Dirty Laundry said...

Hilarious! I probably would have snorted.

AnneK said...

You know, this is my nightmare! One Sunday hubby and I were at church and someone's phone rang. He asked me if it was mine. I stage-whispered back that I am using the vibrato-ing function on my phone. I ALMOST said it. AT CHURCH. And since then I frequently get nightmares about that.