5/11/07 Old Geezer Invitational

Have I got a treat for you sports fans! Yours truly will be attending the Southeastern Diving Championships at Baylor in Chattanooga TN this weekend! This competition, which will involve the one and three meter boards, is divided into age groups, and Father of the Quirk has decided to compete. The Southeastern Diving Championships, (which I have conveniently renamed the "Old Geezer Invitational", or OGI for short) will be Quirky Dad's amazing return to the world of competitive diving, and his first competition in 30 years. (And believe me, you haven't seen anything until you've seen a bunch of +50 year old men walking around in Speedos). Tune in tomorrow for a full report of the flips, the slips, and the full body traction that results when the middle-aged throw themselves off springboards. I'm promising pictures too.